Poor Beckham's ankle snapped,
Capello looks like Postman Pat,
Our left back got the sack,
Coz Terry likes to bone
And Ashley's got porn on his phone.
So put Rooney in bubble wrap,
Coz without him we're pretty crap,
So lock away Ronaldo,
Break Thierry's hands,
Then we'll be WORLD CHAMPIONS!
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